Mr. Salmond Goes to Westminster (Or Maybe Not)

Alex Salmond is going to be running for the Gordon constituency in Westminster - the British, not Scottish, Parliament - next May. He's going to be a candidate for a seat in a legislative body in which he publicly, openly, and rather obnoxiously didn't believe that Scotland should even be a part of as recently as three months ago. For those who don't remember my exhaustive coverage of the secession referendum, Alex Salmond...

... is the dynamo of charisma and optimism seated in the back seat in the above photo.

Be still my aching heart.